There's been a considerable measure of buzz as of late about Blowfish, the new over-the-counter medication produced using caffeine and ibuprofen that is intended to ease aftereffect indications. Sounds quite cool, no? In any case, then we ran over Bytox, an aftereffect cure fix that you apply before you begin drinking. "Starting at now, a great many people focus on the state of a headache once they have it. Brilliant individuals avoid it," clarified Leonard Grossman, a New York-based plastic specialist who is likewise a representative for the organization.

We here at Short Order have been through just about every hangover remedy available to mankind -- honey, Advil, Alka-Seltzer, Gatorade, more booze, Red Bull, and some crazy drink that you're actually supposed to mix with alcohol.

While they all work eventually, there's still that initial down time between when you first wake up head banging and cotton-mouthed and when the aspirin starts to kick in.

When, dear lord, will someone invent something that prevents a hangover?>>

Enter the Bytox party patch. Think of it as a flu shot for drinkers. The goal is to stop hangovers before they start by pumping a slow and steady stream of B vitamins into your body as you drink -- thus supposedly replenishing your body of the essential nutrients you're taking away by indulging in your bad alcoholic behavior.

The patch is designed to be worn 45 minutes before you start drinking, and up to eight hours after you stop. Bytox is available at most grocery stores and the Gansevoort Hotel in New York City. It's also available online for $2.99 each.

Just in time for New Year's Eve, Short Order called up the doc behind the patch to find out why he thinks it really works. Dr. Leonard Grossman is a New York plastic surgeon who helped create the patch (as well as being the man who coined the term Brazilian Butt Lift). Dr. Grossman told us how the patch allegedly works and his self-experimentation with hangover cures.

New Times: How did the Bytox hangover patch come about?>>

Dr. Leonard Grossman: A son of a friend called me up one morning after celebrating the birth of his child a little too much. He was hung over and asked if there was anything I could do, so I called a friend of mine who is into anti-aging hormonal therapy and he said to give him an IV and some thiamine. Two minutes after the IV was started, my friend's son felt terrific and said why can't we do this for everybody?

Well, an IV would never work, but I started thinking what else would deliver drugs quickly without having to swallow a pill? A patch would work. I was a bit skeptical myself, at first.

How did you test the patch?>>

We went out and had a few shots, all in the name of science. I'm well over my college days, and I really only drink wine with my wife. In a matter of one hour, I had six shots of vodka wearing the patch. I was pretty amazed because the next morning I was absolutely crystal clear. We've given out thousands of these patches to friends and everyone raves about it. On Halloween, for example, I tried it again. I drank about 12 shots of tequila at a party. The next day I felt so good, I didn't remember that I drank that much.

You don't need FDA approval?>>

No, because it contains ingredients that are currently available. We do plan to conduct a clinical double blind study, and we have tested the Party Patch on thousands of people.

How exactly does the patch work?>>

The principle is very simple. When you drink alcohol, your body is depleted of B vitamins and other nutrients, and that affects the central nervous system. The hangover patch is not as quick as an IV, but it does permeate through the skin. And it contains vitamin B-1 (thiamine).  So if you wear the patch before you drink as the night progresses, you're not feeling the effect of drinking.

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